can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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