Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
