Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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