Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
His nipple licking is glorious
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