She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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