You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
