so that wasnt chicken after all
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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