Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
smell my finger.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
