I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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