All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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