i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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