i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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