it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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