Please, let me fuck your mom
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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