My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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