with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
