Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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