Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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