hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
This house was built for laser tag.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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