Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
