just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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