whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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