I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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