WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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