Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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