I heard we made out
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Randomize
