new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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