I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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