TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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