marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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