I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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