DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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