This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I have post one night stand depression
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