i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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