...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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