this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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