So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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