Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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