i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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