it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I think your dad took our porno
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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