I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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