i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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