Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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