There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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