so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
MIDGETS
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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