Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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