Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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