If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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