sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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