She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize
