ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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