I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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