At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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