So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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