"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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